New Viagra Warnings Issued by FDA
A man went to the doctor's office to get a double dose
of viagra. The doctor told him that he couldn't allow
him a double dose. 'Why not?' asked the man.
'Because it's not safe', replied the doctor.
'But I need it really bad', said the man.
'Well, why do you need it so badly?' asked the doctor.
The man said, 'My girlfriend is coming into town on
Friday; my ex-wife is coming on Saturday, and my wife
is coming home on Sunday. Can't you see? I must have a double dose.'
The doctor finally relented, saying, 'Okay, I'll give
it to you, but you have to come in on Monday morning
so that I can check you to see if there are any side
effects.'
On Monday, the man dragged himself in, his right arm
in a sling.
The doctor asked, 'What happened to you?'
The man said, 'No one showed up.'
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