Dr. Phil is a Joke Blog

On a trip to Great Britain while he was President of  
the United States , Bill Clinton had a meeting with  
Queen Elizabeth. During that meeting he asked her,  
"How does one manage to run a country so smoothly?"  
 
"That's easy," the Queen replied, "You surround  
yourself with intelligent ministers and advisors."  
 
"But how can I tell whether they are intelligent or  
not?", asked Bill.  
 
You ask them a riddle," she replied, and with that she  
pressed a button and said, "Would you please send Tony  
Blair in." When Blair arrived, the Queen said, "I have  
a riddle for you to answer for me.  
 
Your parents had a child and it was not your sister  
and it was not your brother. Who was this child?"  
 
Blair replied, "That's easy. The child was me."  
 
"Very good," said the Queen. "You may go now."  
 
Sizing up his wife's chances in her presidential bid,  
and thinking back on that meeting, Bill Clinton spoke  
to Hillary. He said to her, "I have a riddle for you,  
and the answer is very important. Your parents had a  
child and it was not your sister and it was not your  
brother. Who was that child ?"  
 
Hillary replied, "Yes, it is clearly very important  
that we determine the answer. Can I deliberate on  
this for awhile?"  
 
"Yes," said Bill, "I'll give you four hours to come up  
with the answer."  
 
So Hillary called a meeting of her campaign team, from  
top to bottom, and asked them the riddle. But after  
much discussion and many suggestions, none of them had  
a satisfactory answer. She was quite upset, not  
knowing what she would tell her husband, the former  
President. As Hillary was leaving her meeting she ran  
into her most formidable challenger to her  
presidential nomination, Barack Obama.  
 
So she said, "Mr. Obama, can you answer this riddle  
for me? Your parents had a child and it was not your  
sister and it was not your brother. Who was the  
child?"  
 
"That's seems pretty easy," said Obama, "I think the  
child would be me."  
 
"Oh thank you," said Hillary. "You may just have  
ensured my nomination for the democratic candidate for  
the Presidency of the United States !" So Hillary  
went back to Bill and said, "I think I know the answer  
to your riddle.  
 
The child was Barack Obama.!"  
 
"You are so stupid!" shouted Bill. "The child was  
Tony Blair"  
 
The bottom line... guess where we're headed with the  
two of them again running the Country!