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2006/12/10

French Eat Used Condoms for Breakfast

@ 08:25 PM (35 months, 28 days ago)

 

An American is having breakfast, in Paris, one morning (coffee, croissants, bread, butter and jam) when a smart-aleck Frenchman, chewing bubble-gum, sits down next to him. The American ignores the Frenchman, at first, who, nevertheless, starts a conversation.

Frenchman: "You American folks eat the whole bread?"

American (in a bad mood): "Of course."

Frenchman: (after blowing a huge bubble) "We don't.  Here in France, we only eat what's inside.  The crusts we collect in a container, recycle it, transform them into croissants and sell them to the States." The Frenchman has a smirk on his face.

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France is the world's toilet



The American listens in silence.

The Frenchman persists: "Do you eat jelly with the bread?"

American: "Of Course."

Frenchman: (cracking his bubble-gum between his teeth and chuckling).  "We don't.  In France we eat fresh fruit for breakfast, then we put all the peels, seeds, and leftovers in containers, recycle them, transform them into jam, and sell the jam to the US."

After a moment of silence, the American then asks: "Do you have sex in France?"

Frenchman: "Why of course we do," he says with a big smirk.

American: "And what do you do with the condoms once you've used them?"

Frenchman: "We throw them away, of course."

American: "We don't.  In America, we put them in a container, recycle them,  melt them down into bubble-gum,  and sell them to France."

 

Comment(s) »

  1. Rumor has it that pino is french and is frequently "hosed" down this way.

    Comment by Barry G.— 2006/12/10 @ 08:47 PM — (Reply)

  2. Any day the French and Muslims are hosed is a good day.

    Comment by Millard Fillmore— 2006/12/13 @ 09:43 PM — (Reply)

  3. Just how they have gone from our allies, during the war for independence, to the twerps they are now, is just dumbfounding....riff

    Comment by riffran— 2008/04/06 @ 05:50 AM — (Reply)

  4. This is an ad that all Hillary butt sniffers should check out immediately. Rumor has it that being married to a Hillary butt sniffer causes a male penis to wither. Fortunately I'm not married to one of those stupid bitches.

    Comment by Ed— 2008/04/27 @ 12:23 PM — (Reply)

  5. Ed strikes again.

    Comment by Dugg— 2008/07/22 @ 12:07 AM — (Reply)

  6. I suspect that the skank is French and loves reading and viewing the photos in all this spam.

    Comment by sooner b.— 2008/11/19 @ 07:24 AM — (Reply)

  7. I suspect that the skank is French and loves reading and viewing the photos in all this spam.

    Comment by sooner b.— 2008/11/19 @ 07:25 AM — (Reply)

  8. Please keeping writing this drivel both of you. The skank loves it.

    Comment by sooner b.— 2008/11/20 @ 06:24 AM — (Reply)

  9. I am job...this been here, good oppurtunutie makes monies, and many clowns, or twas brillig in the slithy toves did gyre and gimble in the wabe......bwahahahah....the only "natural" herb I would try would show up in a piss test for about 21 days.......those were the daze....lol....get it "daze".......so I will pass.....I can see it now ...all stoned in the ER.....Hey uh Doc....the old lady is like in a...........you know???? SVT..(thats supraventricular tachycardia....real fricken fast heart rate sustained above 160ish or so....lol...bad on the ole ticker...ok back to the sarcasm)....you wanna say shock the ole broad? Hey lookie the monitor went flat ...oh wow man.....thats cool......chill out guys she was like ...uh you know ....old........rofl....(and thats why I leave that shit alone)....lol....riff:mrgreen::mrgreen:

    Comment by riffran— 2008/11/20 @ 11:13 AM — (Reply)

  10. Is the skank french?

    Comment by sooner not be sooner be screwed aka skank— 2008/11/21 @ 08:41 AM — (Reply)

  11. This contains information every skank should have.

    Comment by sooner b.— 2008/11/26 @ 06:35 AM — (Reply)

  12. Dr. Phil speaks the truth spammer dude.

    Comment by Ed— 2009/02/22 @ 08:18 PM — (Reply)

  13. somebody please block these spammers already...riff

    Comment by riffran— 2009/03/22 @ 05:49 AM — (Reply)

  14. This should be plenty of them up your ass jackass.

    Comment by Ed— 2009/04/06 @ 06:54 AM — (Reply)

  15. SEIST & DISSIST; jackass

    Comment by mos— 2009/05/04 @ 01:08 PM — (Reply)

  16. hows this for an intresting comment................fuck off

    Comment by riffran— 2009/05/18 @ 03:23 AM — (Reply)

  17. "keep it up to the blogowner" HAHAHAHAHAHA

    Comment by sooner blow— 2009/05/18 @ 06:35 AM — (Reply)

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