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2006/6/26

16 ways to lose your lover

@ 05:04 PM (41 months, 16 days ago)
  1. I have to poop
  2. Smile for the camera.
  3. Get off me, I'll do it myself.
  4. This is your first time..right?
  5. You're almost as good as my ex.
  6. When is this supposed to feel good?
  7. I was so horny tonight I would have taken a sheep home.
  8. Hey my friends were right you are pretty louse at this.
  9. On second thought let's turn the lights off.
  10. I am sobering up and you're getting ugly.
  11. Do I have to pay for this.
  12. You're too fat to be on top.
  13. Actually your sister likes it this way.
  14. What's your name again.
  15. Hold on let me change the channel.
  16. It's nice being in bed with someone I don't have to inflate.

IB's significant other emailed this to Regressive Minds, he's been trying to lose her for years. SSSHHHHH!

 

 

 

 

 

 

Comment(s) »

  1. 17. my name is julio pino.

    Comment by Barry G.— 2006/06/26 @ 08:27 PM — (Reply)

  2. BWAAHAAHAA!

    How about: Would you mind putting on these Vulcan ears first?

    Comment by Brooke— 2006/06/26 @ 09:38 PM — (Reply)

  3. 19. Please show me a photo array of your previous sex partners.

    Comment by Barry G.— 2006/06/26 @ 09:58 PM — (Reply)

  4. 20. Could you move your head I can't see the game.

    Comment by elmers brother— 2006/06/27 @ 12:44 AM — (Reply)

  5. 21. Tell her that julio sheethead bendover pino is NOT a jackass.

    Comment by Barry G.— 2006/07/03 @ 09:56 PM — (Reply)

  6. Lest anyone forget....julio sheethead bendover camel butt breath is a JACKASS.

    Comment by Barry G.— 2006/07/08 @ 09:05 AM — (Reply)

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