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2006/5/5

The Burqa Barn - Dress your woman in style

@ 05:55 PM (29 months, 14 days ago)

BurqaBarn: Dress Your Woman in Style!

 

By Propaganda Department

5/5/2006, 2:17 pm


By Tamil Mohammar Ramadan

Hello my friends! How many times have you caught one of your women bandying about without its burqa? How many times has an insolent female flashed her ankle by "accident"? Has this caused you humiliation and pain requiring whipping? Have you been forced, through no fault of your own, to resort to honor killing? Isn't it time you stopped wasting perfectly good woman flesh and invested in a foolproof coverage system for your females?

Now, BurqaBarn, in conjunction with Citywide Waste Management, has a solution for you!

 

The new "BurqaBag" is guaranteed to keep any female properly attired and is triple-ply tough. Just place the non-male into one of our bags and engage the cinch-top mechanism. Do not worry about air supply - our studies show there is at least two hours of air available.

Properly covered wife and female offspring

The BurqaBag is currently available in basic black, with the wheeled carrying case sold separately.

While these products may seem expensive and decadent, remember the last loss from your herd, then purchase our product!

Coming soon to Che-Mart!


Dress your women in smart BurqaBags and take them to the woods for a family picnic...


...and let them enjoy the sun


Fashionable BurqaBags allow your females safely to attend
sports events and mingle with others in the women-only areas


Women can even engage in athletics themselves:
this pleasing pyramid features the famous team of non-male Baluhistan Acrobats!


Man's wives waiting for him at the bus stop


Comment(s) »

  1. works for liberals too I heard.

    Comment by Elmers Brother— 2006/05/05 @ 09:54 PM — (Reply)

  2. The tie at the top isn't constructed well enough. It really needs a better safety seal or child proof latch. And the color is really limited.

    Comment by Susan— 2006/05/05 @ 10:09 PM — (Reply)

  3. and it only covers 45 medium to large wives....I'm afraid our jihadi friends might need several boxes

    Comment by Elmers Brother— 2006/05/05 @ 10:19 PM — (Reply)

  4. :lol::lol::lol:Oh, my! I laughed so hard I almost sprayed soda into my keyboard!

    BTW, EB, congrats on WAPO! (My mac mail is down.)

    Comment by Brooke— 2006/05/06 @ 06:03 PM — (Reply)

  5. thanks brooke

    Comment by elmers brother — 2006/05/06 @ 11:52 PM — (Reply)

  6. Would a dozen or so of those be appropriate for Hillary Clinton?

    Comment by A Conservative Realist— 2006/05/07 @ 10:52 AM — (Reply)

  7. Nope. Mabe about a dozen of these at a time would work...

    Comment by Brooke— 2006/05/07 @ 11:23 AM — (Reply)

  8. Perhaps, but unfortunately millardo has snapped them all up, so that mackeral snapping Hillary will have to struggle along with a couple dozen of THESE per day.

    Comment by A Conservative Realist— 2006/05/07 @ 10:17 PM — (Reply)

  9. Get all those ragheads up in arms spreadin' some good ol' hate! That's the solution. I bet you really liked those Allah cartoons, too. Your sinking down to their level of hate.

    Comment by Dugg— 2006/05/07 @ 10:37 PM — (Reply)

  10. How is thinking that Midol would do Hillary some good agitating towel heads? Bill emailed me asking for suggestions how to mix it in her Jack Daniels without her knowing. She is driving him up the wall and he has no interns for relief.

    Comment by A Conservative Realist— 2006/05/07 @ 11:05 PM — (Reply)

  11. I just felt like bustin someone's chops -

    Comment by Dugg— 2006/05/07 @ 11:12 PM — (Reply)

  12. Let me help you out here Dugg...sneak into Mrs. Dugg's medicine cabinet and see if you get your hands on some Midol.

    Comment by A Conservative Realist— 2006/05/07 @ 11:17 PM — (Reply)

  13. owwww!! Bitch-slap!

    Comment by Dugg— 2006/05/07 @ 11:20 PM — (Reply)

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