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Idiot Blogger Announces A New Bundle Of Joy

  

The Idiot Blogger and LOA have announced that they have a new bundle of joy from Allah.

Of course, the IB will be subjected to daily beatings whether she needs them or not by LOA, who feels the need to overcompensate for his pathetic sense of manhood. IB will accept the beatings without complaint, in order to not offend his good Muslim sensibilities.

Reports have it that the baby is the only one with any sense, and has plans to escape the moment he learns to crawl.

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1. I hope that baby escapes quickly, before they have him fitted up for his very first bomb belt! Rumor has it that LOA expects him to blow up a pre-school in order to fight the "establishment."
   
   Of course, he's too young to care about 72 virgins...I wonder what LOA told him he'd get...?

   Comment by Brooke— 2006/04/27 @ 08:43 AM — (Reply)

2. From allah? Surely you jest. You must have meant this man.

   Comment by A Conservative Realist— 2006/04/27 @ 10:22 PM — (Reply)

3. I don't know when I was his age and it was feeding time...virgins sort of crossed my mind...

   Comment by elmers brother— 2006/04/27 @ 10:25 PM — (Reply)

4. Now that's a conundrum...the IB and virgins in the same article.

   Comment by A Conservative Realist— 2006/04/27 @ 10:32 PM — (Reply)

5. Not really. Not even the most desperate of men would touch this.

   Comment by Brooke— 2006/04/28 @ 10:04 PM — (Reply)

6. take it from us kid you're better off starving yourself...fidel pino would understand

   Comment by elmers brother — 2006/04/28 @ 10:17 PM — (Reply)

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[ Top level ] #1: Brooke on 2006/04/27 05:43 AM#2: A Conservative Realist on 2006/04/27 07:22 PM#3: elmers brother on 2006/04/27 07:25 PM#4: A Conservative Realist on 2006/04/27 07:32 PM#5: Brooke on 2006/04/28 07:04 PM#6: elmers brother on 2006/04/28 07:17 PM — reply to this comment.

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