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Just like Jonah in the Old Testament Idiot Blogger thinks she can run away...this time the whale caught up with her while she was perpetrating being a human being

After extensive searching, Idiot Blogger has finally found the elusive pot at the end of the rainbow!

  

The Idiot Blogger and LOA have announced that they have a new bundle of joy from Allah.

Of course, the IB will be subjected to daily beatings whether she needs them or not by LOA, who feels the need to overcompensate for his pathetic sense of manhood. IB will accept the beatings without complaint, in order to not offend his good Muslim sensibilities.

Reports have it that the baby is the only one with any sense, and has plans to escape the moment he learns to crawl.

In an effort to promote greater understanding IB attends a NASCAR race and gets a little too close to the action.

 

IB needs reminded to pull her head out before her next test.

The breaking news of the evening is that IB  has officially accepted the job of Bloghi Idiot. That's after Lover of Angels was forced out of office by her constant nagging.

Idiot Blogger compiled a lot of crap.

IB never forgets where to get her material

 

 

 

IB's sole reader realizing where she gets her infomation from and not willing to return to the scene of the crime, deftly takes his own life.

 

 

 

Apparently IB got too close to the logic of her conservative detractors and eats it in the end.

UPDATE: The elephant survived the incident.

 

 

After a hard day of blogging IB heads to the beach in an effort to score a man.

(make sure your speakers are on)

 

 

Look out, IB!  It would appear that the judges like what they see!

 

"I'm the decider, and I decide what's best.  And what's best is for Don Rumsfeld to remain as the secretary of defense."

- George Bush, speaking today on Rummy's job security.

First off, what's striking about this comment is President Bush's no-nonsense attitude and taking of the reigns.

OK, President Bush, let's talk about you being the Decider.

You decided to take us into a war based on securing this nation against terrorism, against a country who's paid 'suicide' bombers from the PA, and ignored 17 U.N. resolutions.  You decided to fix the policy around the facts, which is a commendable decision!

You decided that you care about fiscal responsibility, and have tried to cut taxes as far as the eye can see , but are fought by Senate Democrats who want Americans in bondage to the Federal government.

You decided deploy aid after days of floundering by Ray Nagins and the governor of Louisiana after Hurricane Katrina.  And you decided to go to a birthday party for John McCain after you set the cleanup in motion regarding Nagins' hideous apathy and race-card flopping while people were literally drowning and dying in New Orleans due to abject, willful neglect.

You decided to uphold the law by conducting foreign wiretapping into domestic phones without receiving a warrant first through the FISA Court, just as the FISA laws CLEARLY state you can do.

I could go on and on, but well, I'm sure you get the picture Mr. President.

Sounds like a pretty fabulous record in decision-making, if you ask me.  Just remember Bushie, you can be decisive, and usually are decisively right.

NASA announced earlier today that it had discovered a new black hole, directly in the middle of the Idiot Blogger's living room. It seems that the incredible density of the B.S. of her blog created a gravity well, allowing a small, localized black hole to form.

NASA warned that although the black hole was small, that internet users should avoid viewing the offending blog, or risk being pulled into oblivion themselves.

"No object can withstand that kind of force, especially not a human." Said NASA's Cheif Astronomer Neil Friedman. "It's best to just aviod the thing altogether."

It seems that in the total abscense of fact, the Idiot Blogger has been reduced to phoning Miss Cleo for subject matter to blog about.

Miss Cleo reports that the partnership is mutually beneficial; IB gets to continue her deranged fiction-fest, and Miss Cleo gets $5.99, plus $0.99 for each additional minute.

"I can really keep her going, too!" Laughed Miss Cleo.

The Idiot Blogger finally made good on all of her talk to help those less fortunate than she. Unfortunately for her, she was quickly put to good use by the locals.

There goes Idiot Blogger, talking out of her rear end again.

 

The "lions" of Jihad prepare for a sniper attack

In an attempt to make Muslims feel more at home in America and therefore less willing to act out terrorist attacks, the Idiot Blogger has volunteered to don the traditional garb of a Muslim woman.

Bon appetit, morons!

After hearing that the Idiot Blogger was in the vicinity, the local zoo felt it had to issue a warning.

Thankfully, the city of Vancouver has planned to make the Idiot Blogger's owner (er, sorry, GUARDIAN) responible for the refuse she leaves about in her wake.

I wonder what they're saying directly to her? Can anyone translate?

CIA officials have discovered a long sought after intelligence leak by liberals to America's enemies in the terrorist community.  Here is one of their agents in action.

 

PM's Chief Writer wired to Groupthink Computer

 

 

 

Democrat leaders have announced a way to win wars without firing bullets or launching bombs...

Thong warfare. Only someone as sadistic as a dem could come up with this...



And let's not forget the ladies...