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Regressive Minds has definitively solved the mystery of Millardoretardo's off the handle rants and nonsense leftist blogging:

Regressive Minds has, thanks to the Presiden's 'illegal' spy program, acquired secret footage of Millardoretardo gearing up for another night of apoplectic blogging.

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All I can say, SkunkoMillardo, is:

Regressive Minds has found the cause for Skunkomillardo's unbridled aggression and irrational behavior.


According to a physician we consulted, shooting up testosterone in order to 'be tough' isn't good for a female, and can cause such undesirable side effects as, but not limited to: extreme aggression, unreasonable behavior, unsightly hair growth, and a deep, gravely voice.

Skunkomillardo denied any use of hormones, claiming that her mother was just "a big lady."

Due to her factionary and just plain anti-American views, MillardoRetardo was targeted for a surgical strike by the U.S. Dept. of Homeland Security. Millardo called the ACLU from her cell phone, but was reportedly told that they had more important things to do than defend Americans, like smuggling illegals into the country.

In a bid to be more environmentally friendly, skunkomillardo has opted for a new mode of transportation. Unfortunatly for her, the increased fuel needed to haul her body, bloated from liberal tripe, cancels out any 'green' benefits.

Is the state of Florida trying to tell us something with these randomly generated plates?

In a lame attempt to be more Oprah like, millardo now has a personal chef who shops for her daily.

                                   

Sick of her constant shrill protests, the Supreme Court has mandated that a new evolutionary theory be taught in public schools.

Regressive Minds has obtained pictures of SkunkoMillardo weighing in before her appearance as a talking head on Air America.

Ted Kennedy is breaking out his scandal squad, now that The National Enquirer is claiming he has a secret love child.

According to the tab, the Massachusetts senator took a paternity test that proved he'd fathered a daughter - now 31 - by a Cape Cod woman half his age.

Kennedy's office yesterday denounced the story, calling it "irresponsible fiction."

But an Enquirer insider said the tab's lawyers are "very comfortable" with the story. Among its allegations:

·   Kennedy, then 51, began dating Caroline Bilodeau in 1983 while divorcing wife Joan. "[Caroline] had dreams about being the next Mrs. Ted Kennedy," says a source.

·   A few months into their relationship, Bilodeau told Kennedy she was pregnant. After she refused to have an abortion, Kennedy is said to have cut all ties with her.

·   "Someone in the Kennedy camp" paid her at least $15,000, claims a source. "All of a sudden, a pregnant, unemployed Caroline buys a new black Mustang convertible and an expensive purebred Shar-Pei dog and moved out of her parents' modest home and into an apartment."

·   Kennedy was not present when Bilodeau gave birth to her daughter, Shalana, but a source says the young mother told friends a test established Kennedy's paternity. Afterward, she "always seemed to have money," says the source.

·   Bilodeau later married a local man, who legally adopted the girl and renamed her Shalana Millard.

An Enquirer insider told us Bilodeau and her son wouldn't confirm or deny the story. "She must have a good reason not to talk," said the insider. "Until she acknowledges Ted as the father, he can hide behind her."

The insider said the story is based on sources "both on the Kennedy side and in the woman's family. We've known about the girl for several years but waited until she turned 31. Also, more information came our way recently."

"Our sources had no political connections," said the source, who noted that the tab has targeted both Democrats and Republicans - revealing Jesse Jackson's love child, as well as Rush Limbaugh's illegal drug use.

     Presently, there are at least three recognized skunk strains of the rabies virus in the United States. The northern skunk strain found in the north central midwestern plains and eastern states is similar to the fox and dog strains of Texas and Arizona. The southern skunk strain occurs in the south central states. This strain is more similar to the raccoon strain found on the East Coast. A third strain occurs in California and is similar to the gray fox strain in Texas (Krebs et al. 1995). Recently, new strains of skunk rabies also have been found in Mexico (Loza-Rubio et al., 1999; de Mattos et al., 1999).Skunks do succumb to rabies in the eastern states as well, but the strain in that area is associated with rabid raccoons. Skunks are not yet known to maintain that strain in their populations, but issues of spillover and potential establishment are worrisome, because current oral vaccines targeting raccoons do not effectively immunize skunks (Tolson et al., 1987). Massachusetts and Rhode Island, where only the raccoon strain occurs, had more rabid skunks than raccoons reported in 1999 (Krebs et al., 2000), which suggests that the raccoon strain potentially could become enzootic in skunk populations. Additionally, in 2001 several skunks were diagnosed with a bat strain (big brown bat Eptesicus fuscus) of the rabies virus in Flagstaff, Arizona (2001 annual meeting of the Rabies in the Americas meeting, Ontario, Canada). Skunks are susceptible to the various strains of rabies found in terrestrial mammals and bats.
          Transfer of rabies virus from skunks to humans is a well-recognized health threat in urban areas.Striped skunks are often attracted to housing areas, due to the presence of pet food, water, garbage, and high populations of invertebrates in urban landscaping, and consequently are more likely to encounter humans and their pets. Striped skunks are believed to account for a substantial number of animal-to-human exposures (not infections) each year (Krebs at al., 1995). Most information on prevalence and molecular biology of the rabies virus in terrestrial wildlife comes from animals submitted for testing following human exposure. Little is known about the prevalence of rabies in natural populations, and how enzootic or epizootic levels of the disease interact with the ecology of various species (Greenwood et al., 1997; Krebs et al., 1995; Tinline, 1988). Moreover, data are needed on the population dynamics and genetics, space use, and mortality patterns of skunks in urban and remote areas to enhance our knowledge of the ecology and disease status of these species. For example, Greenwood et al., (1997) noted that 36 of the 40 cases of reported skunk rabies in North Dakota during 1992 would have gone unnoticed if not for their study.

(_E=3Dmc2_) A smart ass

(_13_) An unlucky ass

(_$_) Money coming out of his ass

(_!_) A regular "nice" ass

(__!__) A large ass

(!) A tight ass

(_._) A flat ass

(_^_) A bubbly ass

(_*_) A sore ass

(_!__) A lop-sided ass

{_!_} A squishy ass

(_o_) An ass that's been around

(_O_) And more....

(_x_) Kiss my ass

(_X_) "Get off my ass"

(_zzz_) A tired ass

(_o^o_) A wise ass

(_13_) An unlucky ass

(_?_) Dumb ass

Rachel Weisz actress who was in The Mummy and The Mummy Returns was on PBS with Tavis Smiley. Another shout out to Shalana and her pro-abortion friends. (hat tip James Taranto at Opinion Journal)

Rachel Weisz: Lovely to meet you, too.

Tavis: I should start by saying congratulations.

Weisz: Thank you.

Tavis: On a couple of different things.

Weisz: (laugh) Yeah.

Tavis: First the nomination. And then the baby.

Weisz: The baby, yeah. It's...

Tavis: So you just announced the other day you’re pregnant.

Weisz: Yeah, I'm five months now, so it's kind of safe to say out loud.

Tavis: Five months now, yeah. It's your first baby?

Weisz: First time.

Tavis: All right, so how's this feeling for you?

Weisz: Feel, right now, I'm in a good phase. The first three months were a little more tricky. You get morning sickness and a little tired, but I'm feeling quite good now. You, in the second trimester, I think you start to feel like anything is possible. (laugh) Yeah.

Tavis: So this is, you’re gonna stop working for a little bit, obviously, to be a mommy for a minute.

Earlier this week we attended a debate on abortion, sponsored jointly by the Federalist Society and the left-wing American Constitution Society. From the pro-abortion debater we learned the correct terminology for a pregnant woman and her--um, how do we say this? Her--uh, hmm--well, you know what we mean, that "thing" in her tummy. Anyway, you're not supposed to say she's a "mommy" with a "baby." That is disrespectful to women. You're supposed to say she's a "host" with a "fetus."

Question Answered

Why is CNN Turning Into Fox News III

One of the reasons that the plantation comment came so readily to Hillary's lips on MLK day is the little known fact that she actually owns a plantation.  Yesterday millardo appeared on the doorstep begging to become a part.  There was only one job opening and of course millardo jumped at the chance.  (Bill Clinton was forbidden to have any involvement in the plantation, hence no job openings for ho's).

Hunkered down at the keyboard of her old reliable Commodore 64, millardo has now installed a moat filled with gators surrounding her cough cough command center.  Beyond the moat is a sand field filled with rattle snakes (her offspring).  The last barrier is razor wire plastered with her photos.

Due to recent layoffs in the INS, SkunkoMillardo was able to transfer to a new position creating 'public service' style posters for our troops. When queried about the seemingly irrelevent nature of the poster, Millardo stated that she didn't want to focus on anything racist like killing terrorists.

Thanks once again to 'illegal' government spying, Regressive Minds has obtained photographs of Millardo relaxing in front of her television, watching Frontline. It is to be noted that she is having a good hair day here.

As a result of so much, shall we say, fertilizer passing over her keyboard, SkunkoMillardo has found that her keyboard is now yielding a lovely crop.

According to Skunko, if you voted for Bush you are a Satan Worshipper. And I quote:

I'd like all the Conservanoids to take this opprotunity to reflect upon the fact that THEY are the reason we have this Satanic Presidential Administration. Those of you who voted for Bush in '04 are the one's who are responsable for each and every one of our dead and injured service people. YOU are responsible for tens of thousands of dead Iraqi children and othe innocents.


I think she fell off the turnip truck.

Surprise surprise, millardo has finally come up with the idea of creating a second blog where she can comment on her own phoneybaloney.  The undersigned made on comment (probably soon to be erased) that he was not going to play.  I recommend everyone do the same and let her new schitzophrenic act be a solo one.

Respectfully submitted, Barry

Ms. Millard is not content to post phoneybaloney on her blog, she is rabidly ranting on blogs across the internet.  Perhaps her drunken stupor has clouded her oft written vision of only discussing "the issue at hand."  Maybe that's the problem, the skunk has nothing at or in hand except herself.

Respectfully submitted, Barry

In preparation for a long-awaited date with Global War, SkunkoMillardo gets all made up. The salon was quoted as, "Doing the best we could with what we had to work with."




Upon arriving at his date's home at 2100 sharp, Global War assessed the situation and imediately activated his bomb belt, swearing that Allah would surely consider his act one of martyrdom.

    Upon her announcement of retirement from the blogosphere, a deafening round of applause broke out. After hushing the excited crowd, SkunkoMillardo stated that she was simply unable to match wits with such sterling bloggers as Elmer's Brother, C-Mom and Barry, and did not feel that she could continue in good conscience to waste valuable bandwidth.

A team of Psychiatrists and Psychologists have been working around the clock to establish a baseline for millardo's disorder.  The findings are in:

Personality Disorders

Common Characteristics

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Personality Disorders are mental illnesses that share several unique qualities.  They contain symptoms that are enduring and play a major role in most, if not all, aspects of the person's life.  While many disorders vacillate in terms of symptom presence and intensity, personality disorders typically remain relatively constant.

 

To be diagnosed with a disorder in this category, a psychologist will look for the following criteria:

1. Symptoms have been present for an extended period of time, are inflexible and pervasive, and are not a result of alcohol or drugs or another psychiatric disorder.  The history of symptoms can be traced back to adolescence or at least early adulthood. Family members and acquaintences (there are no friends) are being interviewed to rule out drug or alcohol issues.

2. The symptoms have caused and continue to cause significant distress or negative consequences in different aspects of the person's life. Reading skunkomillardo's blog cements this finding.

3. Symptoms are seen in at least two of the following areas:

   • Thoughts (ways of looking at the world, thinking about self or others, and interacting) See #2

   • Emotions (appropriateness, intensity, and range of emotional functioning) See #2 and millard's comments sprinkling throughout the bloghi community.

   • Interpersonal Functioning (relationships and interpersonal skills) See remarks on Emotions.

   • Impulse Control  See #2 and remarks on Emotions.

The next step in treatment is to fine tune the diagnosis:

 

Disorders in this Category

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   Antisocial Personality Disorder

   Borderline Personality Disorder

   Narcissistic Personality Disorder

Citing the sagging traffic of her so called progressive minds blog (which she has penned anonymously), Couric plans to devote her full energies and "creative talents" to try to cut in half the lead in traffic of blogs such as Elmer's Brother, asmalldoseofreality, Conservative Central, Nick's View and the reigning blog king Regressive Minds.  Couric is in the process of trying to pry away some of the Pulitzer prize winning writers from those blog leaders.  Insiders report that there is not a chance in hell anyone will work with that bitch.

skunkomillardo attempts to slither out

 of mental instituion with no success

Regressive Minds has recently, due to 'illegal' search and seizure, confiscated SkunkoMillardo's CPU on the suspicion that she has given aid and comfort to the enemy. Upon pulling her hard drive, we have discovered that she has a co-conspirator aiding her with the creation and distribution of her mindless liberal drivel.

Call in the black helicopters, 'cause this plot has just thickened!

Despite her best efforts to dig herself out from underneath her pile of nonsense, MillardoRetardo just can't seem to get out.
She is seen here, currently under about 10' of b.s.

Is Regressive minds spam? I think not. It is far more tasty than the aforementioned canned meat product. Keep trying, Millardo!

It really is sad how you just never seem to get the point.

This may steer you in the right direction:  http://search.msn.com/local/results.aspx?q=mental+hospitals&near=near&lat=38.899999&lon=-77.022599&display=Washington%2c+D.C.&FORM=YWRE

While I'm covering the REAL news on my blog (the spy program, the Alito hearings, etc....you've got nothing but bullshit, mindless, useless posts on here.

Yesterday Millard makes a claim that she is posting about real issues. Well inquiring minds want to know?

We present this to you in a guilty by association fashion (like the majority of Shanaynay's posts) and reminiscent of Hanoi Jane, Millardo calls the troops baby killers but supports abortion on demand.

For some reason Millard the Law Professor cares what this minister thinks.

On the War on Christmas and Bill O'reilly she makes friends and influences people in the comments section.

Despite Christian relief agencies like World Vision among others, Millard bashes Christians because they aren't doing enough.

She thinks what Mike (I have Alzheimers) Wallace thinks is important.

Pat Robertson has a lot of sway over people. The source is none other than George Soros' Media Matters.

She equates herself with John Kennedy.

She thinks white phosphorous is a chemical weapon.

The rebirth of the Democratic Party. hehehe

Shalana was upset that Dr. James Dobson knew Harriet Meirs was a Christian.

Terrorists should live but babies MUST DIE!

In a journalistic stroke of genius she gathers information on Bush's bathroom habits. This is the story that nearly made her famous .

Cindy Sheehan and Shalana are like Forest Gump and Jenny (peas and carrots).

The joke in the comment section is lost on our poor progressive.

Despite Calypso Louis being named BET's man of the Year for 2005, there aren't enough minorities on talk shows.

Imagine our disappointment nobody watches the news on BET and nobody reads her blog.

Her first post...it never got any better.

People disagree with her so that must mean they are racists.

Shalana's support of abortion on demand is reason to give all conservatives a hard time.

250 eyewitnesses must be wrong because the accused is a Dem.

AND FINALLY one of five commenters figured out Progressive Minds on his first trip:

This blog is all fluff. There is nothing of substance to respond to. It is this sort of intellectual vapidness that caused the left to lose the House of Reps, Senate, and White House. Bush is not running again. "Bush is a criminal" is not a winning 2008 stratergy.

Comment by Kevin— 2005/09/17 @ 01:50 PM

Time and again, Millard shows that she believes in blind loyalty.  After 9/11, she sent the message forward that her brand of idiocy was equivalent to NOT supporting the troops.

Anyone May leave a Comment Unlike on Millardo's Blog

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After occasionally skimming the blog called Progressive Minds over the last couple of months, I have noticed a pattern.  The pattern is similar to the thought process of the democratic party in general.  There is constant Bush bashing rhetoric and constant criticism of the Republican party.  What is missing is an original thought about anything.  Reasonable disagreement is normal in a free society.  Criticism without advancing an alternative plan and a rather basis therefore is simply hate rhetoric.

 

I have noticed a pattern of controlling any responses to the material cut and pasted without thought on the Progressive Minds blog.  This has resulted in page after page of hatred pasted into that blog without response or any discourse.  If a tree falls in a forest and no one is there…is there a sound?

 

Blogs are meant to be informative, fun and communicative.  Blogs are not about control of dialogue or agenda.  The author of Progressive Minds writes hate speech mostly anonymously on several other blogs which the authors of those blogs do not delete or block.

 

My conclusion based on these observations is that something is wrong. She is a very unhappy and angry person.   Maybe she is going through a rough marriage breakup, maybe she has issues with men, maybe she has an alcohol or drug addiction, maybe she has anger issues, maybe she was molested as a child, maybe she has issues with her parents. or any combination of some or all of the above or some omitted condition.  I hope she gets help and begins a healing process and somehow becomes a happier person.

 

Please pray that she gets the help she needs and is able to some day find the beauty in life.  There is way more out there in the world to enjoy than constant cut and pasting hate blogging. 

 

Sincerely, Barry

ChickenMillard has decided to replace her progressive little lighthouse with this, more accurate icon.



It's perfect for you!

    Just like a sheep, Millard will follow the media wherever they go.

We didn't know it  due to her 'modesty', but ut seems Millardo has made a cameo appearance in a big-budget movie. If you pay close attention, you can spot her easily!

A group of so called progressives including skunkomillardo herself recently commemorated a buffet dinner of grass and weeds with a group photo.  Copies have been posted on EBay with a minimum bid of $.01.  So far the only bid has been half a euro by John Kerry.

               

INS officials are presently conducting DNA testing to confirm preliminary indications that skunkomillardo is only posing as a human.  If the DNA evidence proves out, then jail time for falsely obtaining a green card will be in order for the usually stoned blogger.

 skunkomillardo is shown the international sign for get the f*** out of my face when she tries to land her oversized butt next to a poor innocent subway rider in New York City.  Subsequently skunkomillardo attempted to find another seat, then another seat until she was pushed out the door to the thunderous applause of the riders.

A huge hot tubbing party took place at SkunkoMillardo's house over the weekend. We here at Regressive Minds would like to know why we weren't invited. (Although we're glad not to have been.)

Regressive Minds has recently spotted SkunkoMillardo at a pro-marijuana rally. This seems to explain some of her inexplicably stupid viewpoints...She has been Blogging Under the Influence.

In a controversial edition of his 'Talking Points', Bill O'Reilly confronts SkunkoMillardo with the benefits of historical slavery.

When asked if he really condones slavery, Bill flashed his trademark smirk a