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2005/12/29

Michael Moore to Become a Father

@ 09:51 AM (33 months, 23 days ago)

On Wednesday, Moore suddenly appeared at an abortion clinic in Kalmazoo Michigan and yanked bloghi.com's own lastwordmillard off the table while the dominatrix was being prepped for an abortion.  "Don't do it woman", said Moore.  "I will personally raise the skunk/donkey child after it's birth."   

  

Moore went on to say that he almost given up the search for a woman with both a bigger mouth and a bigger butt than his.  "I have found my soulmate, I hope she will have me."

Meanwhile, the mother was believe it or not slill pecking out the latest blogcrap on a blackberry she had started while on the table.  "Email me those sentiments fatty and I will get back to you", said millardo.

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  1. HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!:twisted::mrgreen::lol:

    Comment by C-Mom— 2005/12/29 @ 04:52 PM — (Reply)

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