Millardo the Retardo throws down the gauntlet and then won't let anyone answer her. She is the one who will not answer the questions about how she feels about abortions. Though asked several times to expound on her views she refuses. She is okay with abortions on demand, yet she criticizes someone she won't even let answer her. Her idea of a culture of life is to kill every unwanted, unborn child and save the terrorists some embarrassment.  Want to know what's really embarrassing?

1. That she calls herself an American

2. She never took a speech and debate course

3. She wouldn't support the Troops unless it's to serve as Bin Laden's Josef Goebbels

4. She is a pro-death advocate

Since 1973 there has been over 13 million Black children killed and their precious mothers victimized by the U.S. abortion industry.

In his Letter from a Birmingham Jail, Martin Luther King said, "The early church brought an end to such things as INFANTICIDE." What would Martin Luther King say to the church today?

No one on the right that I know of that is pro-life would advocate the bombing of an abortion clinic. Her argument is a straw man since no one who she has challenged has ever said it was okay to bomb a clinic. Commenters to her blog have asked her on numerous occasions to explain her view and she refuses. If you are interested Ms. Retardo we do support and help women find alternatives to abortions, we do adopt unwanted children. What do you do? You support a party that supports the abortion industry by legislating abortion on demand and refusing to give parents the right to know if their child is getting an abortion. Don't even try it Millard, you're being lectured to, not giving the lectures. Just look at how many comments you get. So tell us Shalana since you have said you are not for abortions on demand please enlighten us for once. Which ones are you against?


Culture of Life - Take 2
Let's give it up for the so-called "culture of life" neo-cons on the far right.  They are for a culture of life, so much so that they threw a firebomb at an abortion clinic in Shreveport, Louisiana.

Brian Crawford, Spokesman for the Shreveport Fire Department, said  "This is not a crime to be taken lightly.  It's an arson crime -- and because of the nature of this crime, someone could also be charged with domestic terrorism as well."

A note to our friends on the right: if you really want to promote a culture of life, and if you are so concerned with abortions, when is the last time you walked up to a woman going into an abortion clinic, and askd her to see the birth through, so you can adopt her unborn child.

Firebomb thrown at abortion clinic

At first I couldn't figure out why Millard was against this and then it dawned on me. The Dems need the illegals and the dead people's vote if they are gonna have a chance to take back the White House. I mean so what if you're not even a citizen, you should not be disenfranchised.

African-American lawmakers in Georgia are vowing to repeal the new Voter ID law, which is essentially a state-sanctioned poll tax. (so it's a bad thing to want to make sure you are allowed to vote? What if it was free would Millard be for it then? I doubt it!)

Under the new law, Georiga voters who do not have a driver's license, will be required to purchase a state-issued identification card, which could cost approximately $35.

State Rep. Alisha Morgan said "It's whatever it takes. (She must be a Dem) I'm putting on the armor.(Is that the armor Kerry voted for?) Nothing they can do will fix the bill. It's a bad law and it needs to be repealed. We're not going backwards." (Well you are certainly well on your way to a fraudulent election then)

The U.S. Justice Department approved the law in August, but in November, a memo revealed that career lawyers and analysts in the Department had opposed the Georgia law.  They were overruled by the politicos in DOJ, however.

In October, a federal judge blocked Georgia from enforcing the law, saying it essentially amounted to an unconstitutional poll tax. (So make it free and there is no problem, right?)

Recently, scientists found that Millardo IS in fact the missing link...

Recently, scientists found that Millardo IS in fact the missing link...

On Wednesday, Moore suddenly appeared at an abortion clinic in Kalmazoo Michigan and yanked bloghi.com's own lastwordmillard off the table while the dominatrix was being prepped for an abortion.  "Don't do it woman", said Moore.  "I will personally raise the skunk/donkey child after it's birth."   

  

Moore went on to say that he almost given up the search for a woman with both a bigger mouth and a bigger butt than his.  "I have found my soulmate, I hope she will have me."

Meanwhile, the mother was believe it or not slill pecking out the latest blogcrap on a blackberry she had started while on the table.  "Email me those sentiments fatty and I will get back to you", said millardo.

We all know Millard could care less about the babies. (See previous posts where it's okay to kill babies by abortion...oh but don't torture the terrorists). So this post from the 27th is no surprise. She doesn't care about this family, this is her back handed slap at the US fighting man and by extension GWB. She supports the troops all right. With support like this who needs the enemy.

2005/12/27

Culture of Life! Shoot Now- Ask Questions Never!

4 Comment(s) »

1. Funny how your suitor over at Global War made a similar post.

   Comment by Elmers Brother— 2005/12/28 @ 12:43 AM

2. First of all, I don't have a suitor over at Global War, ok? I could give a flying flig about that website.
   
   This is about a 6 year old child who is no longer on this earth as a result of our "liberation" effort in Iraq. And this child's mother doesn't even know why U.S. forces were shooting, or who they were attempting to shoot at, when they killed her beloved son.
   
   This is about the fact that George W. Bush admitted to Jim Lehrer that he never factored in the human cost of the war.
   
   This is about the fact that the so-called "culture of life" neo-cons on the right really don't care about Americans, Iraqis, or any other human beings.
   
   They care about their political agenda, and if a 6 year old child happens to be killed in the process, then as far as they are concerned, so be it.

   Comment by SMillard— 2005/12/28 @ 12:53 AM

3. Once again the troops thank you. Under the guise of caring for this child you push a "failed at the ballot box" ideological agenda. You post a story not because you care about this child but because it fits your political agenda. Stop the facade, Shalana. If you cared about children you could finally explain what abortions you are against? But then again you aren't against any.

   Comment by Elmers Brother— 2005/12/28 @ 01:23 AM

4. I'm touched by your expression of sympathy for this grieving mother.
   
   What kind of human being are you, anyway?
   
   You have consistently shown a blatant disreguard for grieving mothers who have lost a child as a result of this war.
   
   You are incapable of discussing the real issue at hand, and so you attempt to focus on something else that has nothing to do with the point of the article.
   
   Nice try, but you should know by now that doesn't work on my blog. You stick to the issue at hand, which in this case happens to be about U.S. forces killing a 6 year old child for no reason.
   

   Comment by SMillard— 2005/12/28 @ 02:36 AM

In search of new scurilous drivel, the blogskunk takes to the open road

Troopers in 7 states went in the opposite direction when "this" passed them exceeding the speed limit and promptly puked right in their cruisers

Guess who was sitting in the middle?  

You got it!..The blog world's favorite skunk of course!

After spending years in seclusion when he was dumped by Starr Jones, Knight is now out in public and is even dating.  The latest lucky lady dating this man  is our own millardoretardo....apparently as a result of what is depicted in a post appearing below and constant eating, she has become Knight's type.

Hey you, ....yeah that's right YOU millardo....apparently not all conservative bloggers received the Harry and David Christmas Fruit basket from you.  You will be hearing from the ACLU

With the shocking indictment of Mizz Millard, the FBI has issued an APB for her whereabouts. Millard allegedly committed a brutal murder and is currently at large and is considered armed and dangerous. The FBI asks that you not approach her, but rather call their tip line immediately with any information.

The shocking crime scene photo follows; beware, it is a horrific image.

 

The real reason Millard hates Prs. Bush: he insulted her hero.

Yet another reason for Millard to start DEPORTING illegals at her job at the INS, rather than mollycoddling them with loser social programs!

Behold, the Millard family 'Christmas' tree...

I need a gift subscription for Millard, too.

Move over, Michael, and make room for AlwayslastwordMillard!

More 'illeagal' spy footage of alwayslastwordmillard at her computer, this time furiously trying to block all comments from her so-called blog.

Kerry and Edwards came as themselves and lastwordmillard showed up wearing only a Hillary Clinton head as a costume.  They ended up having a three way that Janet Reno caught with her Polaroid.  A copy of the photo was found amidst Reno's girl on girl porno collection when FBI investigators tossed the place looking for additional Democratic fundraising violations.

Joining her equally clueless political pals, the mystery woman turns out to be none other than lastwordmillard:

 

 

  Rogue blogger finds the right place to look for fellow travelers     

                                                                           

The Neilsens are now getting back data from a huge random sample of blog watchers.  Naturally at the top of the list in terms of popularity are blogs which voice support for the soldiers in Iraq.  Scrapbooking blogs in general get double the traffic of blogs dealing with the DNC.  Placing last immediately below blogs dealing with hemorroid treatments was the blog of lastwordmillard.

lastwordmillard shown in the foreground with a fistful of contingent fee agreements looking for relatives of victims of plane crash:

Due to the wiretaps authorized by President Bush, we here at Regressive Minds were able to tap into Millard's webcam...

Despondent over her failure of a so-called blog, Millard decides to end it all...

It might be revealing to see who is viewed by who is viewed as a milf.  Any potential milf's may considered and discussed.  Let's throw out a name:  Ms. Millard...milf or not?

I bet she probably is one!

Respectfully submitted, Barry

Hey, Millard. You, madame, are a coward who is afraid of anyone else who is more articulate than you. If you were the free thinking person you claim to be, you could engage in a little civil discourse. I won't hold my breath, though.

If you want to say something to this site and others, have the stones to sign in and post comments. Don't worry; we won't ban you from commenting, no matter how vulgar you become.

It seems from her recent comments on conservative and right thinking sites that Millard is spiraling out of control.

Turdblossom?

Whatever, Bevis.

We here at Regressive Minds have consulted a lawyer, and due to the inane and possibly brain damaging content of Millard's blog, they have advised us that we may sue her if she does not post a disclaimer prior to entering. We have done her the service of creating one on her behalf, and strongly encourage her to immediately implement it.

Millard has recently banned anyone whose opinion differs from her own from commenting on her so-called blog. This includes specific registered users and all anonymous commentors. Free speech is only OK when it concurs with your own skewed point of view, huh Millard?

Hey, we may not be able to discuss the issues in an open fashion, but at least the trains run on time...

Millard is revealed to be the insane criminal, the Joker!

With her blog and government job fading into the sunset, there is one way out for lastwordmillard

| Official Nest | Wild Turkey Bourbon | Word

The latest lunacy is that lastwordmillard has blocked comments from anyone who not a registered bloghi user and has also blocked most registered bloghi users....huh?  HEIL HITLER!!!!

I recently ran across this lastwordmillard bio:

A Fish With a Really Big Mouth
by Brice Semmens, REEF Web Guy

The other day I started thinking, "what was the most exciting fish sighting I have ever had?"

Snakefish (Trachinocephalus myops). Why is this so exciting? Because I never in a million years thought I would see this fish in my lifetime. And when I saw this rare fish, quite frankly, I couldn't believe my eyes. I have actually seen it twice, on two separate trips to Bonaire. Both of the sightings occurred while I was on a dive on or around the Town Pier dive site. As far as dive sites go on Boniare, I would call Town Pier "trashy", with huge tractor tires and other strange things that have dropped over the side of various boats mooring at the pier over the years. However, the Town Pier is also probably my favorite dive site on Bonaire, because you never know what you might find. The number of eels that make the tires around the pier home is simply astonishing.

Anyway, back to the snakefish. So, I was exploring around the pier on a dusk dive with a REEF Field Survey group. Along with me was Jerry Ligon, the naturalist for the Sand Dollar Beach Resort, and one of REEF's most experienced and knowledgeable volunteers, Ken Deaver. We had drifted away from the pier about mid-dive and had moved out over a sandy/silty substrate, where the visibility was noticeably lower. Personally, I was looking for razorfish, and had come across several sand divers (Synodus intermedius) when I noticed another that looked… just a bit off. I followed it a bit further, watching it as it swam just ahead of me, always keeping its back to me. Then, it seems to get a bit more comfortable with having people around, and it settled down on the sand in front of me. Both Jerry and Ken had noticed it as well, and we began to position ourselves to get a closer look. What I saw was indeed quite strange: a thick powerful lizardfish , more tubular in appearance than the sand diver. The markings on the side were different too… not much, but enough to catch the eye. And then, as I made my way around to the front of the fish, I saw the head and mouth of this fish… WHAT A MOUTH! That's when it clicked that I was looking at the snakefish. I had to reach back into the depths of my mind to drag up the image of the fish from the ID book. I could distinctly remember skimming over the image of the snakefish in the book and thinking to myself that I would never see the fish, and need not remember its name or what it looks like. The head does certainly look like that of a snake.

Bill O'Reilly's fact checkers have done it again.  It turns out the lastwordmillard is actually a bagger/shopping car collector at a Winn Dixie.

The skunk is losing control.  Reports are in that she is having trouble keeping up with both erasures, lying nasy rebuttals and the posting of false spurious information.  millard's life is spinning out of control as the problem grows.

http://www.theonion.com/content/node/43438&rss=1

Regressive Minds has managed to obtain a high school yearbook photo of Millard. You guessed it, she's a weasel!

Really, no one wants to see that!

P.S. You can go here to make Millard perform menial tasks...

http://www.subservientchicken.com/

millard's latest blunder is calling c-mom a racist bitch in the millard blog.  go to conservative-mommy.bloghi.com

Lab Mice Grow Human Brain Cells After Injections

Monday, December 12, 2005 SAN FRANCISCO — Add another creation to the strange scientific menagerie where animal species are being mixed together in ever more exotic combinations.

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How would you like to solve Your Dog Behavior Problem in Less than a Week and Save Thousands of Dollars on Professional Dog Trainers Fees?

 

Hussein begged for mercy from the guards, "Please, anything but this.  I will tell you where the truckloads of money are.  I will tell you all of Iran's nuclear secrets.  I will rat out Bin Laden.  BUT FOR ALLAH'S SAKE DON'T MAKE ME GO IN THERE.  It's a violation of the Geneva Convention and Ramsay Clark won't like it."

The New York Times reported this Sunday that conservative blogs are more effective than their liberal counterparts. More proof, Millard, that while you are free to express your opinions, you are really just wasting bandwidth.

http://www.worldnetdaily.com/news/article.asp?ARTICLE_ID=47843

Millard can be seen here at her new job as a CNN news correspondent. No doubt, it was due to Affirmative Action.

Sadly, we must report another victim was pulled from Millard's trash early this morning. Millard has refused to comment.

So you're saying we should just forget about the people of New Orleans? Say, "Screw you, you're on your own?"

The fact is, we don't have to. I was discussing the President's generous and caring nature with a survivor of New Orleans/ Hurricane Katrina on another message board. He wanted me to pass a message on to you.

"Tell the American people that there IS a difference between Democrats/Progressives and Republicans. Tell them that those dems are nothing but selfish bastards; its all about me, me, me. Republicans know that we don't live in this world alone, and we have an obligation to our fellow man. The fact is that even though New Orleans WAS built, we who used to live there don't expect the rest of the country to put themselves out rebuilding a lost cause. Tell Millard that even though we had a lifetime of memories there, that facts are facts and Katrina DID wipe out Mardi Gras, jazz and the French Quarter. Tell Millard and her 'progressive' cronies that we will rebuild and we should rebuild, but not in a place that is below sea level. We can rebuild our memories in a safe place, a place where we don't have to worry every year. Why would the dems want that for us and our children? I'm sick of people telling me to rebuild my city and wait for the next chance that it may die!"

"take that bitch"

Facing some unwanted attention? We canvassed single people like you — and dating experts — for their strategies on how to dodge those advances. Plus: 3 signs someone is trying to give you the slip.

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So you're at a bar or party and someone has taken a shine to you. Unfortunately, the feeling isn't mutual and you want to quickly end the exchange. What to do? Sometimes the truth (“I'm not interested”) is too harsh. Listen in as experts share their advice... and as single people like you reveal the more original ways they've given people the slip when conventional methods don't work. (Caution: Some of these earn points for creativity, not kindness.)

4 expert-approved ways to avoid someone

Our panel of expert advisors suggest the following:

1. Bring things to a quick close. Wait for a tiny break in the banter and then say, "Well, it's been fun chatting. Please excuse me but I think I see my friend. Have a great night." Then walk off purposefully to another area out of view. Yes, it's abrupt, but it gets you out of there. You really don't need an elaborate excuse.
   
   
2. Introduce him or her to a friend or an acquaintance—then quickly slip away. Granted, it may seem underhanded to pawn off your unwanted goods onto a pal, but who knows? You know the saying: One person's blow-off, another's budding relationship...
   
   
3. Say you have a boyfriend or girlfriend. It's the oldest trick in the book, but there's a reason it's withstood the test of time: It's totally plausible and therefore lets your suitor down easy. Worried that news of your phantom squeeze will deter someone you have your eye on? Don't worry, news rarely travels that quickly. And even if it does, anyone you flirt up a storm with will take it with a grain of salt.
   
   
4. Grab your cell phone and say, "I totally forgot, I was supposed to call a friend of mine and tell her where the bar/club/party is. Can you excuse me for a sec?" Then you can just drift away and begin circulating again in a minute or so.

How other singles give people the slip
We're not saying you should try these moves exactly, but they sure do win points for originality...

The undercover cop excuse
"This girl kept hitting on me at a club one time. I wasn't interested in her, but I didn't want to be rude. So, I told her I was an undercover cop, and that I had to concentrate on looking for people breaking the law. When she asked to see my badge, I told her that I didn't want to blow my cover. She persisted, so I told her that if she didn't leave me alone, I'd have to cite her for obstruction of justice. It worked, and she high-tailed it outta there." —John South

One sick scheme
"One time I was at a bar and a girl wouldn't leave me alone. To drive her away, I told her that I had mono, and that she might catch it. She'd been hitting on me all night, but that was enough to get her to stop. I wound up trying to talk to another girl at the bar who asked me, 'Aren't you the guy who has mono?' Turns out the first girl had spilled the beans about my excuse to some other girls. Serves me right, I guess." —Chris LaFleur

Touchdown!
"Two of my friends had to run interference for me at a party when this girl just wouldn't leave me alone. It was like we were diagramming a football play: The plan was, my one friend would walk by and get her attention, then my other friend would pretend to be drunk and stumble into her from behind and they would keep her occupied until I was out the door. It worked like a charm. Thank you, NFL." —Luke Somerville

Pet tricks
"A girl came up to me at a party once; she was cute, but all she talked about was herself, so I wanted to bail. I shuffled around in my pocket and made my phone go off by pressing the "ringer choice" button. Then I picked it up and said, loud enough for her to hear me, 'My parrot escaped?' I told her that my roommate called and that there was an emergency at home. I think she was too dumbfounded to argue, which gave me enough time to get out of there." —Johnny Sember

You snooze, you lose (your suitor, that is)

"A guy started to make a move on me at a bar, but after talking to him for about five minutes, I knew it was going nowhere. So, I pretended to fall asleep for a few seconds. When I 'woke up' I explained to him that I was just so tired and had had such a hard week. I'm not sure if he bought it, but after another few 'quick naps,' he moved on." —Jane Dryer

3 signs someone's trying to avoid you
Be a more aware dater: Understand the clues that someone just isn't that into you by heeding these signals.

1. The person you're chatting up uses the word "but." For example: "I'd love to dance, but I've got two left feet." "I appreciate your offer for a drink, but I'm feeling under the weather." "I'd love to hang, but my friends and I might leave soon." Never take "but" statements at face value. If this person is interested in you, he or she will dance, drink, and stay for awhile—no ifs, ands, or buts.
   
   
2. The object of your affection doesn't maintain eye contact. Even if this person is yakking up a storm with you and laughing at all your jokes—if the eyes are elsewhere, the mind is, too (most likely trying to figure out how to get unglued from you, sorry to say).
   
   
3. He or she will answer your questions—but not make inquiries into your own life. Few people will be so rude as to ignore a question asked of them, but if they're not returning the volley with "so what about you?" or "what do you think?" that's because they want to cut the conversation short rather than keep it rolling. Stop wasting your breath and head to greener pastures.

Original post.

Does Millard expect the country to feel sorry for her?  In an interview with Barbara Walters today, she lamented about her presentation before the United Nations on her supposed writing capabilities.

Here's the original post.

Willy Wonka reports that the mysterious Blogger is Shalana Millard of Al Jezeera. Apparently, she was indeed at one of Bushie's press conferences. She's engaged to LOA over at Global War and had her red burka on, so she did not hear Bushie when he called on her. Shalana has all her shopping needs met at Hijabs-R-Us.

 

 

2. Who is going at it in the wrong approach? Surely you mean the Wacky Left, who really doesn't care about African-Americans, and really doesn't have a plan to create jobs. Obviously I really don't have a clue. So please educate me. At the beginning of each month, the Bureau of Labor Statistics, which is within the U.S. Department of Labor, releases the unemployment statistics for the entire nation, and then they break it down by demographics. They just released the employment/unemployment summary for November 2005, which showed that the African-American unemployment rate dropped to 10.6%, which is LESS than HALF that of the national average during the Clinton administration. The press release from the Bureau of Labor Statistics for November 2005 can be found here: http://regregressiveminds.bloghi.com Comment by Shalana— 2005/12/10 @ 07:31 PM Comment by Shalana— 2005/12/10 @ 07:31 PM

African-American Admiration of President Bush Continues to Rise

@ 10:12 PM (9 hours, 26 minutes ago)

While the unemployment rate for Caucasian Americans holds steady, the African-American employment rate has risen to 10.6%, more than twice that under the Clinton administration.

George Bush is admired for the upturn in the economy and the successes in Iraq.   The reality remains that many Americans (particularly African-Americans) are being left out and locked out by the wacked out left.

(This article was found on Progessive Minds Blog and copied here without permission of course but hey it wasn't like it was copywrited).

 

Generous children teach millard to bowl:

 

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The U.S. Military finds itself under assault everyday by a deadly and divisive enemy!

http://www.theonion.com/content/node/43197

Here's one for the dems who whine about how we should just enforce the laws we already have.

This information was found at:  http://progressiveminds.bloghi.com/2005/12/09/you-apparently-were-incurious.html

 

Blogging live (CAN THE DECEASED NOW BLOG?), from SOME CRACKHOUSE IN DC. Speaking OUTTA MY BUTT. You've entered the real "no spin zone." ANYONE WITH A MORSEL OF COMMON SENSE beware!

2005/12/9

Parodied from this post on 11/2/05

Looks like the Defeatocratic Party needs to find its glasses again.

Years after failing to read the National Intelligence Estimate, Senate Minority Leader Harry Reid yesterday forced the Senate into a closed-door session to discuss how constituents can afford to have such illiterates serving in the Senate. We'd email this to Harry but he'd need someone to read it to him before he could vote on it.

After which the Defeatocratic Caucus called for lunch and promptly ordered French cuisine.  (French food is good for yellow bellies.)

The Defeatocrats had no choice but to to cut and run. It's in their blood. Now if they could only find a spine.

So Congratulations, Senate Democrats, on your re-birth! 

http://reid has no senate record2.cfm?id=248135

http://www.where's the power point so I can do my job or how to show no initiative while still maintaining that what I have to say is important and people should listen to me because all I do is complain like a banshee you know the squeeky wheel gets the grease kind of thing while supporting the troops and driving their morale down and you know my points are nuanced and you repugnut intellectually lazy people don't get it do you understand.php

http://www.washingtoncompost.com/millard needs to take a computer class to make links the right way.html

If anyone has the password, please post this at the beginning of the millard blog:

 

 

What millard's father put on her shortly after birth and made her wear daily....rumor has it she still wears it, deservedly so of course.

 

 

 

http://img480.imageshack.us/img480/7491/tower9dm.jpg

Her's a funny pic; the implosion on this feed tower failed, and it only shifted a bit!

Maxim Online, December 2005

Whenever you tire of the decidedly straight-laced ramblings of serious newscasters like Bill O'Reilly, Tucker Carlson, or Tina Fey, The Daily Show is always around to put a positive spin on the latest White House gaffe. But just because Jon Stewart and his gang of fake newscasters regularly make the nightly news piss-your-pants funny, that doesn't mean you can't still get piss-your-pants drunk during the half-hour broadcast. Here are some guidelines that'll help enhance the best news team in the nation. Ready, set, drink like a Congressman!

Take One Drink When:

Jon Stewart does a weird voice

Stewart does his Bush impression

The audience boos a Republican or conservative guest

They have to bleep a "fuck"

Ed Helms makes a ridiculous facial expression

Things get tense between Stewart and a right-wing guest

Stewart cracks up at his own joke

They run a fake translation with a foreign news clip

Stewart adjusts his tie and says in a weird voice "Mmmmm, that's good [insert item here]"

Take Two Drinks When:

You hear the theme song

You forget that this is NOT a news show

A green screen correspondent makes a tongue-in-cheek joke about being in the studio

Stewart stares blankly at the camera in silence after a clip of Bush

Stewart mocks a joke for bombing

When the audience laughs at a caption on a news story photo (take an additional drink if Stewart acknowledges the laugh by saying "really, that did it for you?")

They use a correspondent you've never seen before

Stewart stacks his papers

Rob Corddry gets his facts wrong

An interview subject cracks a smile

Stewart fills dead airtime by bleating "Curse you, somethingorother!!!"

Stewart plays with his nipples

Steve Colbert insults Stewart during the Colbert Report plug at the end of the show

You learn something

You find yourself sexually attracted to Samantha Bee

Chug A Full Beer When:

You wonder what the hell Craig Kilborn was thinking for leaving the show

A subject walks out on an interview

Stewart compliments the Bush administration without being sarcastic

You spot Mo Rocca in the audience, tear running down cheek

You hear the words "And now, your moment of Zen…"

Lewis Black blacks out during one of his rants

You find yourself sexually attracted to Lewis Black

millard is a....

Unfortunately,earlier this week Shalana's faithful canine companion passed away. However, it has been discovered that the dog gave an interview to Dog Fancy Magazine shortly before its death.

 Dog Fancy: So, exactly what breed of dog are you?

 Dog: You Racist!

Dog Fancy: Okay, how old are you?

 Dog: Why do you want to know? So you can take away my Medicare?

Dog Fancy: What kind of hardships have you endured that could have caused your physical deformities?

Dog: A lot, and all because of the Bush administration! If he had only signed the Kyoto protocols, the air would've been cleaner, the water fresher, there would have been no more global warming! If it weren't for all the pollutants that Halliburton spews into our ozone I would be a healthy, young, beautiful dog! (Hack, wheeze.)

Dog Fancy: I see. Well, thank you for your time...

See the link below for Shalana's dog. http://img36.imageshack.us/img36/281/dog2oq.png

(courtesy of Protein Wisdom)

 

and this in answer to her Alawi post:

BLITZER: Dr. Al-Rubaie, thanks very much for joining us. Welcome back to "Late Edition."

Let me get to the immediate issue. A quote from the former interim prime minister, Ayad Allawi, in "The London Observer" today suggesting this -- let me put it up on the screen -- "People are doing the same as [in] Saddam's time and worse...It is an appropriate comparison. People are remembering the days of Saddam. These were the precise reasons that we fought Saddam and now we are seeing the same things."

He's alleging that the brutality underway in Iraq right now is the same, if not worse, as it was under Saddam Hussein. What's your reaction?

MOWAFFAK AL-RUBAIE, IRAQI NATIONAL SECURITY ADVISER: I certainly do not agree on that. I think these are ridiculous accusations and they are meant to be for election campaign.

I believe we have a very, very good training curriculum, training for our Iraqi security forces, be it Iraqi police or border guards or Iraqi army.

We have a very good -- in our curriculum for training these people, we have a very strict human rights standards. And we teach them these new -- which is totally new for Iraq -- this observation of human rights.

And I believe the violation of human rights in some of these corners of this huge country is the exception to the rule.

The overwhelming majority of the procedures -- we have very good procedures and implementation of these procedures and policies by our Iraqi security forces in place and we vet these people very, very carefully. We teach them how to observe human rights standards.

Remember, Wolf, we are between the devil and the deep blue sea. We're not in a very enviable situation here. These people, the terrorists and the Saddamists, are slaughterers. They don't kill mercifully, these people. They slaughter people.

BLITZER: But...

AL-RUBAIE: And I can tell you, our Iraqi security forces are doing a brilliant job, top job. And of course, we -- it's appalling to see the bunker, what happened in the bunker. Of course it's wrong. But I think...

BLITZER: But how did that happen, Dr. Al-Rubaie...

AL-RUBAIE: ... it is the exception to the rule.

BLITZER: How does that happen, though -- those dozens of bodies, those torture victims that we saw in that bunker. Presumably, that's what Ayad Allawi is referring to, among other things.

You know Ayad Allawi. He's a respected politician. He's a favorite of officials here in Washington as well as in London. How do you explain these very, very tough words from him today?

AL-RUBAIE: I certainly do not agree on this accusation. And I'll tell you something, Wolf, that there are so many hundreds of the non-government organizations.

The international community -- the heavy presence of the international community in Iraq and in Baghdad -- and some of them, they are embedded in the Iraqi security forces.

And I can tell you something -- that it's the Iraqi security forces which discovered the bunker first, with the help of the multi- national forces.

And we are very pleased to discover this bunker and we have the right measure in place now. We have launched an intensive campaign of investigation of all jails all over the country.

And, in this bunker in particular, we have a very high investigation team, led by the deputy prime minister and members of several ministries in the government. So, we're taking this very seriously.

BLITZER: There's a rare interview published today in "The Washington Post," with Abdel-Aziz Hakim, the spiritual leader of the Supreme Council of the Islamic Revolution, one of the Shiite leaders, the main Shiite leader in Iraq, in which he says this: "The Ministries of Interior and Defense want to carry out some operations to clean out some areas... There were plans that should have been implemented months ago, but American officials and forces rejected them... This has led to the expansion of terrorism."

BLITZER: His bottom line is that the United States, the U.S. military, the political leadership are holding back his forces from going forward and killing the insurgents. What's your reaction to those comments from Abdel-Aziz Hakim?

AL-RUBAIE: I can tell you, Wolf, that people are blaming us and criticizing us. Our ordinary citizens are criticizing us because we are not hard enough on these terrorists.

And they sometimes ridicule the government by saying that you're observing the human rights standards while our people are getting killed every day by hundreds, and this is the dilemma we are in.

But we are never going to be derailed from the right side of getting the security and the stability of Iraq along with the observation of the human rights standards.

And let me go back to the tactics of fear. This is the tactics of fear used by Saddam Hussein before. Saddam Hussein used to tell the outside world that until and unless I can carry the stick on the head of the Iraqi people and make them fearful of the outside world and of the other United Nation organization or the United States or the Western powers, then I can't rule Iraq.

Now, this is exactly the same. They are trying to use the same fearful or the same phobia of -- they used to say on the United Iraqi Alliance, the UIA, which is the ruling party in this country, they used to accuse us of being an Islamic fundamentalist. They were proved to be disastrously wrong in this.

They were saying and accusing us of being stooges to Iran. They were proven to be wrong again.

Now, they're using the same tactics of Saddam Hussein, making the outside world fearful of the United Iraqi Alliance, and I think this is going to prove again wrong.

BLITZER: The Cairo declaration that was released a few days ago representing almost all of the political factions in Iraq had two aspects of it that raised some questions. One -- and let me go through both of them. One, it's suggested that resistance is a legitimate right for all nations. Resistance to what? Resistance to the U.S. military occupation? Was that what you were referring to there?

AL-RUBAIE: The government did not subscribe to this final statement. The government only took part in the opening session of that meeting, of that conference. And Mr. President, Mr. Prime Minister, the national security advisors, the ministers, they took only in the opening session, they took part in the opening session of the Arab League conference, and they left...

BLITZER: Because as you know, that was...

(CROSSTALK)

BLITZER: ... that was seen, Dr. Al-Rubaie, excuse me for interrupting, because our time is limited, that was seen as a slap at the United States and its coalition partners for continuing its military occupation, if you will, military operations in Iraq.

AL-RUBAIE: We will not slap our strategic partners. We are partners with the United States. We are partners with Great Britain. We are partners with the multi-national forces and the coalition and this country. We are a partner in this process. And they are helping us a great deal in this country, and we would never turn our back to our -- our friends and those who have looked after us and helped us during the difficult times.

BLITZER: Well, you know, I've read the whole declaration from the Cairo meeting, which was issued at the request of the Arab League. There was no statement, at least I didn't see any statement, expressing anything that you just mentioned: appreciation to the United States and its coalition partners for liberating Iraq from Saddam Hussein. That was missing from this declaration.

AL-RUBAIE: The reference to the resistance in that declaration is for the peaceful resistance. The peaceful resistance of speeding up the process of -- for the foreign forces to leave the country, and speed up through the -- speeding of the training of the Iraqi security forces, and increase the Iraqi security forces in number and in the readiness, to be -- to stand alone and to be sort of competent in their fighting terrorism in this country.

BLITZER: When will U.S. forces be able to leave Iraq? Because this declaration calls, in the words, for a withdrawal of foreign forces upon a schedule. That sounds like you want a timetable for the removal of U.S. forces.

AL-RUBAIE: I don't think we are interested in a timetable. We're not discussing the timetable.

We are -- we've been discussing condition-based agreements between the Iraqi security -- between the Iraqi interim government, or Iraqi transitional government, and the multi-national forces.

Basically, we want to create the right conditions in the urban areas for the Iraqi security forces to assume the responsibility of securities in these cities and towns. That's what we are doing.

And I can tell you, probably in the region of 30,000 American troops will pull out from Iraq by the first part of next year and another 30 by the end of next year. And we will probably be down to a two-digit number by the beginning of next year.

 

 

Shalana Millard, in a socialist move, opens a new line of discount stores...

http://img357.imageshack.us/img357/8009/bannersalesman8vc.gif

Shalana Millard scaled the White House fence while Pres. Bush was inside and was immediately captured by secret service agents.

Secret service spokesman says Millard will be charged with unlawful entry and trespassing and will appear before a U.S. district court as soon as possible. Millard has previously come to the attention of the Secret Service, but a spokesman would not expound on this.

The Secret Service would not speculate as to why Millard climbed the fence while the President was at home enjoying lunch, and Millard would not speak to reporters. When asked if he was concerned by Millard's actions, President Bush merely snorted derisively.

Millard was unshaven and dressed in a sweatshirt proclaiming,"Fur is Murder".

 

http://www.cnn.com/2005/US/12/04/whitehouse.security.ap/index.html

Paparazzi catch Shalana and her boss at the INS in an illicit affair!

Shalana appears is the taller person on the left, her boss is on the right.

 

A father tries to console a young man who was forced to listen to millard's baloney when his parents hired millard to babysit without getting references first.

 

 

Shown above is Winston Millard following SUCCESSFUL gastric bypass surgery.  Said Winston, "Thanks to the surgery and my careful eating following the surgery I am now considerably smaller than Shalana.

 

 First we see millard forcing her mind and fingers to partially work together

                                

        

 

 

Pathetically the below item was posted for sale on ebay by millard                               

 

                     

Just because you can't eat pork doesn't mean you won't want to.

In a surprising move, Shalana Millard has transfered to her new position as White House Press Secretary.

http://www.inshealth.org/documents/TRAINING/P&P%20Annual%20Review%20In-service%20Training.ppt#6

By Shalana's standards the Republicans are the only ones that can be accused of corruption. But that's only half the story. Nice going Ms. Millard leaving out half the story when Harry Reid, John Kerry and other Demo's can be tied to Abramoff also. "Typical intellectually lazy Bush and troop hatin' lefty with no agenda" Tsk Tsk Tsk

Just as this reporter suspected, Shalana's cronies have been cultivating a culture of Democratic, far liberal corruption for quite some time now, as evidenced by this plot by Sen. Murtha and Sen. Pelosi...but Shalana probably doesn't want to talk about that...

Just check out this link for all the proof needed...

http://www.newsmax.com/archives/ic/2005/12/1/102531.shtml

The Los Angeles Times reports that Al Queda has secretly been paying Shalana to print favorable stories about the jihadis.

From the L.A. Times:

"As part of an information offensive in Iraq, Al Queda is secretly paying Shalana to publish stories written to destroy American troop morale.

The articles, written by Shalana are translated into Arabic and placed in Baghdad newspapers with the help of a Cuban defense contractor, according to officials and documents obtained and printed by the Los Angeles Times.

Many of the articles are presented in the Iraqi press as unbiased news accounts (yeah right) written and reported by independent journalists. The stories trumpet the work of Al Queda in Iraq, denounce the American troops as torturers and attempt to destroy U.S.-led efforts to rebuild the country."

http://www.latimes.com/news/printedition/front/shalana writes for Al Queda in Iraq 30nov30,1,3365667.story?coll=la-headlines-frontpage&ctrack=1&cset=true

 

Memo to Shalana: If you had gotten the story right from the get-go, and had been truly committed to creating a islamofascist state instead of a democracy, perhaps you wouldn't have to pay the LA Times!

Wolf Blitzer announced today that Shalana's approval ratings are way down. Yes the majority of Americans are concerned about reading her drivel. Blitzer tried to explain the poll to her but she couldn't wrap her brain around the simple math. When asked for comment Shalana said,

"Typical intellectually lazy Repugnut who doesn't live in the reality based community"

When pressed for a translation she merely repeated herself, much to the chagrin of those who wanted to have an intelligent cogent discussion with her.